Battle of the Booze

After a long week at work one has to decide how to spend Friday evening. As with any project it is best to make the most critical decisions first, and in this case it is which alcohol to get plastered with. The first contender is amaretto sour. It is tasty, cool, refreshing and goes down smooth, as intended by the octogenarians that drink them. Hence, the inherent shame of being seen in public with an amaretto sour in hand. The other contender is Blue Moon. This is a light unfilter wheat beer that is known to have filtrate at the bottom of the brown bottle. Carrying it projects that distinctly masculine aura. Here is the crux of the problem. Do I endure public shame for maximized personal pleasure or maintain face amongst friends at the sacrifice of flavor.


The winner is:

It looks like I will be drinking alone.