Fun Blimp Facts and Survival Tips!

First, the fun fact!

During World War I, Britain suffers its first casualties from an air attack when two German zeppelins drop bombs on Great Yarmouth and King's Lynn on the eastern coast of England. This event starts Globophobia, the fear of balloons.


Now for the survival tips!

How to Survive a Blimp Attack
(This has particular significance for our local blimp laden skies, so if you live in a blimp free zone feel free to ignore)

Step 1: Look up and recognize that you are under attack by balloony death from above.

Step 2: Move, blimps are slow so they cannot match the superior agility of humans

Alt. Step 2: Shoot down Blimp with rapid-repeating anti-aircraft guns and avoid exploding blimp shrapnel.

Step 3: Get therapy to avoid post-traumatic Globophobia.


Bonus survival tips!

How to Survive a Stealth Blimp Attack

Step 1: You don't, so be prepared to die.