Splitting of the RPPOW (Really Pretty People of the World)

One Tree Hill co-stars Sophia Bush and Chad Michael Murray have separated after five months of marriage. Unfortunately, this unholy show has out lasted this unholy union, and is further proof that pretty people are to slutty and self-absorbed to stay together. A pretty and an Ugg-Ugg (slang for ugly people) combo works because the pretty knows that the Ugg-Ugg won't cheat because who wants to boink an Ugg-Ugg, while the pretty can cheat all they want and the Ugg-Ugg will take it because they cannot do any better. An Ugg-Ugg and Ugg-Ugg union though is bound to fail, because who wants to boink and Ugg-Ugg and so both are looking to trade up causing justified mutual mistrust and self-loathing. This is why the the divorce rate for pretty-pretty unions and Ugg-Ugg unions are so high, and why relationships where one person is way too good looking for the other person and treats them badly last forever.