Should Tom Delay Run: A Fashion Perspective

Now that Tom Delay has been charged with money laundering and criminal conspirisy, a critical decision needs to be made that has been immortalized by the lyric "Should I Stay or Should I Go." By go, I mean make a run for the border and avoid an inevitable stay in prison. To offer fresh non-partisan input on the matter, I would just like to just look at the fashion aspect of the matter. On the left is Tom Delay in his current garb. It consists of a nice suit and tie combo. The jacket is dark and smart with a lapel that is aggressively cut, but yet still non-threatening. The classic light blue shirt nicely complements his eyes, and the whole ensemble is pulled together with a modern medium-width tie. With the nicely quaffed hair, he projects an image of quiet conservative confidence and competence. Now on the right is an "artistic" rendition of Tom Delay in a prison jump suit. The child molester hair cut, winning come hither smile, and lusty eyes will only serve to entice the large, angry, democratic population in prison. While the minimalist, bright orange jumper will nicely bring out the color in his checks which will up his value as a "pretty, pretty boyfriend". The utilitarian, quick access zipper with ensure all clandestine interaction initiated by other mates will be "unDelayed" and unnoticed by the guards. In summary, his new nick name will be Tom "The Jack Hammered" Delay.

Verdict: Run Tommy run!!