There's a Story Here: Personals Part I
I love reading the personals in the paper. The postings range in quality from good to down right gash. I mean personals are meant to attract people, not scare them away. Yet, a suprising number appear to have been scrolled by illitrate trolls living under your local bridge. I mean good Gawd, we have universal education upto grade 12. Use it. If you chose not to you proably should not be engaging in activities which may lead to procreation. Anyway, I'm sure there will be more on that later. Sometimes while reading the personals, you can tell there is a back story. For example, the two posts were listed together.
Men for Men
I’M A BI-CURIOUS WM, straight acting and looking, Harley rider, single, attractive. Looking for Bi-curious female into having descreet [sic] fun. Will tell other interests on reply. Photo gets same. You won’t be disapointed. Age 26
NO BIKERS! Sensitive male seeking a male with an open heart. Conversation is what really gets me going, so lets start one today. I'm caring, love sharing, and am lonely in Cleveland. Your pic gets mine. Age 28
First off, why are you looking for a bi-curious female in the men for men section. Do you not understand the concept of Men for Men. Currently, there are two general types of genetialia. This section is strictly for people who have a penis and are generous enough to share it or want to shuck, suck, or fuck some other generous man's penis. There is no bush here. If you want to be austrialian and poke around the bush down under, this is not the section for you. Second, who thinks these to tried to hit it off. Seriously, who do you think came off worse for the wear. I mean one guy swore off bikers, but the other guy turned off an entire gender and is obviously clueless as to how to get ahold of the other. This is a promising sign that he will be back. It is hard to ignore the other call of nature even when your dominate hand has been named Mr. 'Red' Palm Chaferstein. Because the Jews are cut and therefore are more likely to chafe.
Men for Men
I’M A BI-CURIOUS WM, straight acting and looking, Harley rider, single, attractive. Looking for Bi-curious female into having descreet [sic] fun. Will tell other interests on reply. Photo gets same. You won’t be disapointed. Age 26
NO BIKERS! Sensitive male seeking a male with an open heart. Conversation is what really gets me going, so lets start one today. I'm caring, love sharing, and am lonely in Cleveland. Your pic gets mine. Age 28
First off, why are you looking for a bi-curious female in the men for men section. Do you not understand the concept of Men for Men. Currently, there are two general types of genetialia. This section is strictly for people who have a penis and are generous enough to share it or want to shuck, suck, or fuck some other generous man's penis. There is no bush here. If you want to be austrialian and poke around the bush down under, this is not the section for you. Second, who thinks these to tried to hit it off. Seriously, who do you think came off worse for the wear. I mean one guy swore off bikers, but the other guy turned off an entire gender and is obviously clueless as to how to get ahold of the other. This is a promising sign that he will be back. It is hard to ignore the other call of nature even when your dominate hand has been named Mr. 'Red' Palm Chaferstein. Because the Jews are cut and therefore are more likely to chafe.
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