Will Vandalize for Crappy Art

Title: I Need a Tattoo

"What do you need? practice giving them? work done on or at your house? your car detailed? moving help? some rides? someone beat up? their car or house vandalized? i'm multi talented. I have money too if you have a home studio or something, but bartering more fun, and i like having peoples practice work anyway" Craigslist

Heck, detail my car and I will give you a crappy "practice" tattoo. By the way, way to reinforce the whole tattooed people are criminals stereotype.