Not the way I usually light bean by-products

I found this on Craigslist.

"Free Soy Based Candle Samples"

I did not have the heart to read it because the thought of smelling burnt bean based candles kind of makes me sick. Additionally, I could not take the thought of soy invading another product category. It is like the Godzilla of legumes and I am like the Japanese unable to stop it.

As a side note, the Godzilla Nintendo game was retarded and nonsensical. Hopes dashed yet again.