Hayden + Misha

You may wonder why the casting director chose the talent defficient Misha Barton to be in the upcoming Decameron: Angels & Virgins. I will enlighten.

Reasons to choose Misha Barton to "act" in a movie:

1. To reduce food service costs.
2. They were double-dog dared.
3. From Star Wars, Hayden is use to stilted, unrealistic acting. (The good stuff might confuse him)
4. To finally settle that bet concerning whether you really could split her like a dry log.
5. She threatened to club a baby seal if she did not get the role.
6. They thought they were hiring an ethnic Miss. Barton.
7. They always wanted to say "stop playing with that stiffy" without irony to the lead actor.
8. They wanted to meet Adam Brody.
9. She brings her own cocaine.
10. To use her boy-like chest to keep the lead actor happily in the closet until the movie premier.