Merry Christmas

To the left is a picture, which has been "artistically" altered to appear less pathetic, of the only Christmas decorations that I own; a 12" Christmas tree with lights, a $.99 ceramic snowman with a secret storage compartment and a Kung-Fu grip, and a ceramic homemade Mexican house full of ceramic fruit labeled in Spanish. The sadder fact is that the tree and house were given to me, but I bought the snowman. Hence, making sure it had a Kung-Fu grip. The saddest part is that this display of Christmas cheer is sitting on my desk at work, but since everyone here is Asian no one even thinks it is odd.