Thanksgiving Travel

My family went to my older brother's house for Thanksgiving, because the newest member of the family is due soon. So, in riding with the parents for the 6 hour trip I realized why have middle child syndrome to the extreme. I mean besides actually having been forgotten so many times. I shall illustrate the reasons with the following two points.

1. "You should not wear a hat. That would only bring attentention to your physical presence."

Thanks mom. Why not just say I'm ugly and need to be ignored/forgotten.

2. Refer to all of by relatives as if they only belonged to my younger brother.

Mom, his aunts are my aunts too. You can just say, "your aunt".

Just wait until I find the proper attention seeking behavior to make you wish you could forget me.