Piecing Together a Night on the Town

I received an email this morning after a wild night out.

Opie,

So, Justin calls me today and tells me he talked on the phone to me on Friday which I completely didn't know, so I am going to need a run down of the things you remember. Cause apparently I blanked out a lot of it. Damn it.

Mick

In need of blurring the line between reality and fantasy I respond,

Mick,

It mostly consisted of you feeling up Courtney, not feeling up Shannon, kissing Ryan, and not puking. We did talk to Justin, but I did not understand what he was saying because it was loud and there had been much drinking.

Opie

P.S. After you passed out an my place, everyone came over and we all had a massive orgy. When we say stay awake and drink some water we mean it. By the way, please ignore any unusual bruises you may find this week.

Now 50% of that is true, so it is time to let his imagination figure out what happened.