Why to Never Have a Threesome With a Cellist
Every Thursday Nerve publishes a sex advice column with the advice being given from people with unusual professions. Normally, mild hilarity ensues, but this time you just learn that cellists are dorky sex freaks. Now there is nothing wrong with being dorky, I myself often display my dork colors. I'm just saying that being a musician must really attract some very open minded accepting women. Examples are posted below.
My girlfriend has had a lot of threesomes; I've had none. I'd like to have one with her now, but I'm intimidated because I'm such a novice. What's the best way to go about this?
I must admit, I'm not a novice at this. Just remember that she too was once a novice, so she should be able to help you. Your curiousness and shyness could be a major attraction for her.
My girlfriend has had a lot of threesomes; I've had none. I'd like to have one with her now, but I'm intimidated because I'm such a novice. What can I do?
Is this with or without a cello?
Let's say no cello this time.
If it doesn't involve a cello, I don't know. The cello looks so much like a woman, sometimes I've had twosomes and been accused of having a threesome just because my cello was in the room.
My girlfriend has had a lot of threesomes; I never have. I'd like to have one with her now, but I'm intimidated because I'm such a novice. What can I do?
Start out by just watching. That'll help you get in the mood, and then when you feel comfortable, you can participate. Like if I were with a woman, and we were trying to make another man comfortable, if the woman liked being eaten out, I could do that and show him how turned on she was by it, and then say to him, "Wouldn't you like to try that?"
My boyfriend is into tying me up, but this does nothing for me. I want to do it to please him, though. How can I get into it?
I've done this. Have you ever heard of the Black Rose? It's a D.C.-area BDSM organization, similar to Janus on the West Coast or the Orange Beagle in New York. I've been on the board of directors. One thing that's stressed is negotiation. Just because you're a submissive doesn't mean you should be a doormat. You're entitled to ask for something. It could be a position you like or an activity you like. You should try to incorporate that. [Nerve]
My girlfriend has had a lot of threesomes; I've had none. I'd like to have one with her now, but I'm intimidated because I'm such a novice. What's the best way to go about this?
I must admit, I'm not a novice at this. Just remember that she too was once a novice, so she should be able to help you. Your curiousness and shyness could be a major attraction for her.
My girlfriend has had a lot of threesomes; I've had none. I'd like to have one with her now, but I'm intimidated because I'm such a novice. What can I do?
Is this with or without a cello?
Let's say no cello this time.
If it doesn't involve a cello, I don't know. The cello looks so much like a woman, sometimes I've had twosomes and been accused of having a threesome just because my cello was in the room.
My girlfriend has had a lot of threesomes; I never have. I'd like to have one with her now, but I'm intimidated because I'm such a novice. What can I do?
Start out by just watching. That'll help you get in the mood, and then when you feel comfortable, you can participate. Like if I were with a woman, and we were trying to make another man comfortable, if the woman liked being eaten out, I could do that and show him how turned on she was by it, and then say to him, "Wouldn't you like to try that?"
My boyfriend is into tying me up, but this does nothing for me. I want to do it to please him, though. How can I get into it?
I've done this. Have you ever heard of the Black Rose? It's a D.C.-area BDSM organization, similar to Janus on the West Coast or the Orange Beagle in New York. I've been on the board of directors. One thing that's stressed is negotiation. Just because you're a submissive doesn't mean you should be a doormat. You're entitled to ask for something. It could be a position you like or an activity you like. You should try to incorporate that. [Nerve]
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