Cutting the Apron Strings

I realize that there are all kinds of interpersonal dynamics out there, but this one from craigslist seems a little odd.

Looking for a sugar-daddy - 36

I'm not judging the concept of a sugar-daddy nor the idea of being "generous", but at 36 should not this fellow be a sugar-daddy. If you were born before/during the Ford administration, you need to start coming terms with the fact that you are not looking for a sugar-daddy. You are looking for a john.