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Date: 5/31/06
From: Amy
To: Opie
Subject: Elbow licking update
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Opie,
After extensive elbow twisting and head tilting, i am forced to conclude with the little snickers scientist that for a regular person it is impossible to lick one's elbow. However, i am not yet ready to conceed 100%. I believe that if one could dislocate one's shoulder it would be possible to lick one's elbow. Now all i need is a test subject who is freakishly flexible (anyone come to mind whose name begins with O?). Don't worry it will barely hurt at all to dislocate the shoulder but the relocation of it might be another story. I guess i'd have to have one big snickers in order to get you to do that or maybe just a lot of alcohol. By the way, i was thinking i could drive on friday night.
Later,
Amy
From: Amy
To: Opie
Subject: Elbow licking update
_______________
Opie,
After extensive elbow twisting and head tilting, i am forced to conclude with the little snickers scientist that for a regular person it is impossible to lick one's elbow. However, i am not yet ready to conceed 100%. I believe that if one could dislocate one's shoulder it would be possible to lick one's elbow. Now all i need is a test subject who is freakishly flexible (anyone come to mind whose name begins with O?). Don't worry it will barely hurt at all to dislocate the shoulder but the relocation of it might be another story. I guess i'd have to have one big snickers in order to get you to do that or maybe just a lot of alcohol. By the way, i was thinking i could drive on friday night.
Later,
Amy
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