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MINIMALIST SEEKS WOMAN. Hello, I am Neil, 52-years old and single. I am an insurance agent and looking for the right person. Age 52

Dear Neil,

You sound like a nice guy Neil, direct and to the point, but if you really are a minimalist, you don't want a woman. I have never heard anyone say, "Boy am I glad I met Sally. She sure has made my life simpler." Just a thought.

Sincerely,
Opie