Platitudes Revised

It is often said, "it is the darkest before the dawn." I happen to be
of the thought that it is the darkest right before an undetected black hole
swallows your body and crushes every atom of your being into an infinitely
small splat outside of space-time where the very laws of physics have been
broken to cause you more pain then previously possible in our current universe. Not as catchy as the original saying, but distinctly more accurate.