Save Our Punctuation

Who can tell that it's Friday, and nobody wants to work.

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From: Mike
To: Opie, Amy
Sent: May 5, 2006 8:00 AM
Subject: Lunch

Back on the regular schedule of lunch on the 12th at 12:30 pm. Can't wait to see ya there.

Mike

P.S. Be there or be quintagonally obtuse.

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From: Amy
Sent: May 5, 2006 8:28 AM
To: Mike, Opie
Subject: Re: Lunch

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Geometrical Reference . . . Brain . . . cannot . . . process . . .

PAIN!!!!!!!!!!

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From Opie
Sent May 5 2006 8 43 AM
To Mike Amy
Subject Re Re Lunch

I would just like to launch a formal complaint about the punctuation abuse I see in this email The next time you want to use an exclamation point please just think about all the baby exclamations that had to be clubbed to make that one point Please help stop the exclamation massacre Help bring these punctuations back from the brink of extinction Thank you

Opie
PETP Member

People for the Ethical Treatment of Punctuation PETP has certified that no punctuation was abused or killed in the making of this email

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(Side note: It takes ~1 lamb to make 1 lamb skin condom, so ewww, or should I say "ewe"wwww. Well I can tell you right now, this is going to be a very long day of very bad puns)