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Monday, June 05, 2006

I Agree with the Communist...She probably is a Ditz

Blake Teegarden
Just tell me one thing, why, oh why, oh why did you marry that brainless ditz from the hills? I mean really Blakely, a cheerleader?!?! [Craigslist]

Re: Blake Teegarden
Is this Meredith Casey aka Deborah Gates? If so, I hate you! You were one of those communists who spray painted over our banner the night before the homecoming dance....we stayed up all night pasting all those little azaleas. [Craigslist]

Sweet time capsules batman, who has non-ironically used the term communist as an insult since the 80's. I would love to think that a local communist cell organized simply to destroy her homecoming banner.

I hope she used Deborah Gates as the alias to hide her communist affiliations. Meredith Casey just seems like the name of a frumpy, overweight, neo-feminist, midwesterner not that of a glamorous communist homecoming insurrectionist. More books/movies/television shows should start out with this much narrative potential.

(Side Note: I just thought I would take this time to say hello to the poor person in the DHS that has to read this post looking for clues and connections because I used the words insurrectionist and communist in the same sentence.)

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