Federally Funded Humor

-----Original Message-----
From: Aaron
Sent: Monday, July 29, 2006 7:30 PM
To: Chris; Barry; Opie; Eric
Subject: Just what the world needs...

Recently, we welcomed Ty into the world. Pam and Ty are at home and doing fine. We’re still working on adjusting to having no sleep (odd how you can get no sleep caring for someone who sleeps 13-15hrs a day).

Aaron

-----Original Message-----
From: Barry
Sent: Monday, July 29, 2006 9:12 PM
To: Chris
Cc: Eric; Opie
Subject: Re: Just what the world needs...

We had no idea Pam was pregnant. At least not from the male counterpart. Sue thought they were. She has a gift, I guess.

~ Barry

-----Original Message-----
From: Opie
Sent: Tuesday, July 30, 2006 8:41 AM
To: Barry; Chris
Cc: Eric
Subject: RE: Just what the world needs...

I had no idea either, but I would keep an eye on that Sue lady. I'm
assuming the last time she saw Pam was at Chris's wedding which would have
been ~3-4 months before conception. So, if Sue thought they were... Barry,
I'm just saying that you should only think very clean thoughts that's all.
That is unless Pam is 30.77% elephant (gestation period = 22 months), but I
did not notice her having unusually large feet, ears, or tusks. By the way,
since my salary is federally funded, your hard earned taxes dollars just
paid for that "humorous" factoid, so I suggest you savor what you just paid
for. I like to think of the federal government as "The Endowment for Opie Jessen to Advance Elephant/Pam Based Humor", and that factoid has been
TEOJAEPBH's greatest accomplishment ever!

Opie