Open Letter from Life to Michiganders

Dear Michiganders,

I was reading USA Today and stumbled across this.

"Michiganders are furious at life, ...says Democratic pollster Celinda Lake. " [USAT]

I would just like to formally state what should be obvious from the repeated royal rogering you have recieved, I don't care.

Sincerely,

Life


P.S. Have you ever thought of going by Michiganites or Michigantoniniones. Your current designation kind of sounds like a bad knock-off japanese duck dish. Sorry, I just realized that being compared to a bad japanese knock-off might be a little close to home.