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Average Bi Bottom! - 24 [Craigslist]

Uuummmm? I just don't think about using an exclamation point when writing about something being average. Craigslist seems to distort people's understanding of the exclamation point. Reading the post you find that

I am an average looking bi male looking for the same... I am 6 ft 250 blonde and blue and this is what I'm looking for... You should have an average or larger cock, be clean, somewhat attractive... prefer someone average looking. also, you must be discreet and preferably in a hetero relationship but not required. also an interest in crossdressing and trannys would be a plus but again, not required...

Let me state that a 250lb 6ft tall bisexual into crossdressing and trannies is not average, and the probability of finding another large, bisexual with a beard into crossdressing and trannies is extremely limited because it is not average. Sorry for raining on your parade.