Blog Confessional: Where Sin are Aired and Forgiven

I taught my 2.5 year-old nephew that octopuses say "moo". He and my sister-in-law were putting together a cartoon barnyard puzzle, and she had him saying the noises that each of the barn animals made. When she left the room, he brought an ocean puzzle over to do with him. As we started piecing it together, his pointed to the octopus and asked what it said. I stared blankly at him for a moment trying, as a good uncle, to figure out how to explain to a 2.5 year-old that octpuses can't really speak when I decided to screw it and said "moo". So if he misses some crazy baah is to sheep as moo is to ... analogy question on his SAT's which prevents him from attending a good university and getting a good job, I will take the blame. If you were wondering, fish say cluck (Tuna = chicken of the sea ), and whales say oink (with all that blubber, whales are fatties).