An Open Letter to Benji

Dear Benji,

Congratulations on your win, but could you please stop weeping uncontrollably. Once is OK. Three times in one season is a bit overboard with the emotion. You make even Mia seem positively stoic in comparison.

Sincerely,
Opie

P.S. I saw your parents weeping uncontrollably as well suggesting that this may be a genetic condition. If so, please ignore the previous request.