An Open Letter to Correct Craigslist Confusion

i am a 28 year straight athletic male who needs another athletic, fit or built male to massage my nude body. i am asking for athletic men since i allow the masseuse to stradle me if they feel it is necessary to rub a certain muscle group. ... if you are interested send a picture of yourself and i will get back to you. [Craigslist]

Dear Straight Athletic Male,

I almost believed you were straight while reading your post for a built male to stradle you and relax certain "muscles" in the men for men section of craigslist until you requested a picture. Straight men may or may not like to have certain "muscles" relaxed, but they definitely do not require pictures to ensure the hotness of the men who do the relaxing.

Sincerely,
Opie